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Idiot's Best of 2018 - Take Back The Love

March 29, 2019 john lichman
photo/illustration: jl

photo/illustration: jl

Here’s to another goddamn new year.

The top grossing films of 2018 were related to comic books (Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War, Deadpool 2, Venom, Aquaman), horror films (Insidious 4, The Nun), adaptations (Ready Player One, Crazy Rich Asians, The Grinch) and franchise legacies (The Incredibles 2 , Mission: Impossible Fallout). On the lower end of the AMC A-List you had a year peppered with some of the strongest documentaries that broke convention (Hale County, This Morning This Evening; The Road Movie, Minding the Gap, Bisbee ‘17, Caniba), box office (RBG, Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, Free Solo, Three Identical Strangers) and release format (They Shall Not Grow Old [3D], Burn the Stage: The Movie). Audiences were also given a return glimpse of the Paul Schrader that has been hiding in the world of DTV/VOD/SVOD over the last eight years along with a few strong films that snuck into mainstream conversation (The Rider, Thoroughbreds, Unsane, Cold War [‘18], Annihilation). And, like every year, everyone ignored a film except for Bilge Ebiri (Where is Kyra?).

2019 seems to be on track for about the same with whatever holdouts we’ll get from major festivals and the Spring releases of Chinese indies An Elephant Sitting Still and Long Day’s Journey Into Night. And we’ll have to figure out how we’ll ever get around learning comic book characters can die and come back to life in the same release year but I’ve got faith in audiences.

All films I chose vaguely follow the M’DA school of having at least a one week theatrical release in New York and a domestic U.S. release in 2018. I was an idiot and didn’t see Minding the Gap until the very end of the calendar year but I stand by my assembled ten favorites/stand-outs/pointless numbering. On with the wrong opinions…


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Bisbee ‘17 (2018)

Dir. Robert Greene

A mining town in Arizona gets together to understand what happened over a hundred years ago when owners of a mining company deported the workers that attempted to unionize. Today (in 2017) Bisbee has a population just north of 5,000 and what’d you’d expect to find: a downtown strip, craft beer and a vibrant community that still wants to explore what happened all those years ago.

Greene and his crew record the town’s preparations for the re-enactment from meeting actors, staging musical numbers and crafting a narrative within a narrative about how new transplants and families deep roots deal with their legacy. One of the near perfect characters involve a family whose uncles were separated (one deputized to make arrests during the event, one actively unionizing miners) and died without ever seeing each other again.

Image/Illustration: Cinetic Media/jl


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Caniba (2017)

Dirs. Véréna Paravel & Lucien Castaing-Taylor

“A documentary about Issei Sagawa” seems like it should involve a Vice bumper but instead we’re given the Havard University Sensory Ethnography Lab’s glimpse at what life with Sagawa is through a series of slow, dream-like interviews. Assisted by his brother and a cosplaying nurse, Sagawa legacy is explained and even the morbid lengths such a celebrity can be taken from an autobiographical comic book to a snippet of an extreme fetish video he was featured in.

Less traditional talking head doc than a surreal display of light and bokeh over actually explaining what’s happened to the Sagawas over the years. As Issei is content to pass himself on (as a meal, natch) it is his brother Jun who reveals that his brother, Issei, inspired him to accept the more fringe aspects of both their personalities. It doesn’t hurt that a live-in maid is also a cosplayer, ending in a wordless sequence that’s as surreal as Sagawa himself is terrifying even as a frail, withered man.

Image/Illustration: Grasshopper Films/jl


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First Reformed (2018)

Dir. Paul Schrader

Assembled in block letters on a sign outside First Reformed Church is a simple and poignant question for all: “WILL GOD FORGIVE US?”

Reverend Ernst Toller (Ethan Hawke) grapples with this and nearly a year later audiences still debate whether He did or not. Struggling with advancing his own comprehension of faith and spirituality, Toller is asked by a new constituent (Amanda Seyfried) to check in on her husband (Philip Ettinger) who doesn’t want to bring his child into the world. The conversation between Hawke and Ettinger is one of the best moments this year as Toller reveals he too was a father and the consequences of what he did to his child turned him to the church.

A bit of good timing saw Mubi program Paul Schrader’s 1992 Light Sleeper last fall and it Dafoe’s “John LeTour” is a wonderful preview of how he evolved his “man in his room” must keep going toward something more than getting lost in his journals.

Image/Illustration: YouTube - A24/jl


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Have A Nice Day (2017)

Dir. Jian Liu

One of the better crime dramas out of 2018 (sorry Den of Thieves) follows a small town dealing with a robbery that leads to a chase that leads to an assassin that leads to an internet cafe that leads to a brief moment of national song and it all wraps up because of bad drivers. I was surprised this had a nice semi-wide release and knew nothing about Liu but had heard of his 2010 animated feature Piercing I.

His use of a stiff but hyper realistic animation forces attention to the audio cues and conversations unfolding over this hellish day. It also comes in as one of the shortest features in 2018 at 77 minutes, which puts an emphasis to keep moving from character to character until it comes to pull a Paul Haggis.

Image/Illustration: Strand Releasing/jl


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Oh Lucy! (2017)

Dir. Atsuko Hirayanagi

Setsuko (Shinobu Terajima), a middle-aged salarywoman, is begged by her niece to adopt the debt of a (obviously) shady English course and in the process becomes enamored with her teacher John (Josh Hartnett). Thinking she’s found a new outlet out of her dead-end secretarial job, Setsuko becomes Lucy and looks forward to her ongoing lessons.

But when her niece runs off to America with John, it’s up to Setsuko and her sister to straighten out their family and fight along the way with the most dramatic leap of faith from 2018. 

Image/Illustration: Film Movement/jl


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The Road Movie (2016)

Dir. Dmitrii Kalashnikov

Released in 2018 in the U.S. by Oscilloscope, The Road Movie takes the premise of Dean Fleischer-Camp’s Fraud and strips away the faux-narrative: this is just raw footage shot across the roads and streets of various Russian locations. There’s the drunk woman that runs screaming toward a car, banging on the hood and windows, the crash of a meteor and a driver turning a corner to find a tank trying to align itself in the middle of the street. What Kalashnikov captures is like Short Cuts taken to its extreme as people in a country record everything simply to prove their real lives are stranger than fiction.

One thing to note is The Road Movie serves as a time capsule according to the credits where Kalashnikov documents and sources the clips he uses. One of them, impossible to tell which after an initial viewing, has been deleted from the Internet. And now it lives on in DCP.

Image/Illustration: Oscilloscope Laboratories/jl


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Unsane (2018)

Dir. Steven Soderbergh

What a great year for Soderbergh to be overshadowed in two different projects. Mosiac, his series that ran both on HBO and as a companion mobile-and-desktop app, tasked its audience to unravel a story as they saw fit and let bias be their own whether by accident pushing forward through a “binge-watch.” And then there was Unsane, the strongest performance from Claire Foy when she was kept grounded in First Man and no one seemed to watch The Girl In the Spider’s Web.

As Sawyer, Foy is all nerves and close-ups as she lives in fear of her stalker David. Finally having enough of her own paranoia she opts to go in for free counseling—and then becomes trapped in a doctor-appointed hold for a 24-hour stay that accrues more time after lashing out at an orderly she mistakes for her stalker. And then the next day her stalker, David (Joshua Leonard) is handing out pills inside the hospital.

You may also know this for being “the movie Soderbergh shot on an iPhone [7 Plus].” More than an advertising gimmick it is a neat concept at seeing what our phones are capable now when partnered with a few thousand dollars worth of gimbals, anamorphic conversion lenses and cradles. One of the final sequences set inside a padded room show off just how much creativity this new camera can give someone like Soderbergh who’s willing to push fames into awkward and voyeuristic angles.

Image/Illustration: YouTube - Bleecker Street/jl


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The Rider (2017)

Dir. Chloe Zhao

A day or two after I saw this I had an impromptu conversation with someone who said The Rider would’ve been great if two scenes had been shown in opposite order.  But it’s easy to play Monday morning quarterback after you’ve witnessed the ongoing trials of the Blackburn family (played by real life family members Brady, Tim and Lilly Jandreau) and Brady coming to terms with his life-long dream being over.

Zhao and her DP Joshua James Richards treat South Dakota as an expansive purgatory for Brady as he recovers from his injuries and puts off the question of whether he’ll ever ride again over being forced into retirement. The Rider’s somber message stresses that the most important lesson is knowing when your dreams are over and whether you’re strong enough to find a replacement.

Image/Illustration: Sony Pictures Classics/jl


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Where Is Kyra? (2017)

Dir. Andrew Dosunmu

If you want to be cute, this is the darkest film of the year next to Solo: A Star Wars Story.

It’s also one of the strongest independent films of the year that went unappreciated and unseen despite a very terrifying reality. 

Image/Illustration: YouTube/jl


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Mandy (2018)

Dir. Panos Cosmatos

Nicholas Cage is the most unpredictable 10-sided die in the world. Over the year we got critical roles with Mom and Dad (“Brent Ryan (Dad)”), Spider-Man Into the Spider-verse (“Spider-Man Noir”) and Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (It’s actually too good to ruin who he plays). In the same year we got roles that seemed to edge disastrously close to fails (Looking Glass, 211, Between Worlds) and then there was “Red Miller” in Mandy.

Through Cosmatos’ direction (and his co-writer Aaron Stewart-Ahn), Cage inhabited a broken down loner that found a reason to go home at the end of the day to the Crystal Mountains and Mandy (Andrea Riseborough). Like a superhero hiding in retirement, Red spent his nights along side his partner thinking up cosmic comic book rivalries and watching old horror films that could never become real. And then the end of his world happens led by a charismatic man-child and commanding the four horsemen (or just some dudes on enough LSD to think so) and Red Miller goes for the closest thing to help him suit back up to take on the bad guys in one of the best scenes of 2018: Pantless, bloody Nic Cage in a bathroom and making a subtle motion from the opening into unleashing his “hero” once again into a twisted landscape.

Image/Illustration: RLJ Entertainment/jl


OTHER STUFF FROM 2018:

Best Film That Got Stealth Dropped The Weekend Before The End of the Year and Is One of the Funner Films of 2018: Clara’s Ghost

First Film of 2018: Molly’s Game

Last Film of 2018: Minding the Gap

Total Number of Films Watched That I Remembered to Log on Letterboxd: 192

Best Netflix Film We’ll Come Back Around On One Day: Mute

Best Video Game That Ate Up Too Much Time: Dead Cells

Best Video Game I 100 Percent Completed And Then DLC Came Out So I Did Not Have It 100 Percent Completed: Marvel’s Spider-Man

Most Underrated Use of Nic Cage (live-action): Mom and Dad

Most Underrated Use of Nic Cage (animated): Teen Titans Go! To The Movies

Most Repeated Viewings of a Film: Mandy (six times between September 2018 and December 2018: one theatrical, four digital, one BD)

In Film, An Idiot's Favorite Thing Tags Film, Bisbee '17, Unsane, First Reformed, Caniba, Mandy, The Rider, Have A Nice Day, Where is Kyra?, Oh Lucy!, The Road Movie, Best of 2018
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Everything I Ever Saw On Moviepass, Ranked

August 6, 2018 john lichman
lol I never saw this thanks moviepass

lol I never saw this thanks moviepass

To mark the new shift in Moviepass' continuing, questionable pivot towards profitability I've ranked everything I've seen using the service as of August 3, 2018.

Asterisks next to films that either Moviepass didn't record properly or I just gave as a false check-in and watched something else. This provides a somewhat unique look into my viewing habits since 2013 not including streaming or stuff I paid for out of pocket. The below is ranked in terms of first film I saw using the service to the last one prior to its change of service announced today.


  1. Fast and Furious 6
  2. Mud
  3. Pain & Gain
  4. Now You See Me
  5. This Is The End
  6. The Heat
  7. White House Down
  8. Lone Ranger
  9. Pacific Rim
  10. The Conjuring
  11. 2 Guns
  12. We’re The Millers
  13. Kick-Ass 2
  14. The World's End
  15. The Master
  16. Blackfish
  17. Elysium
  18. Runner, Runner
  19. Riddick
  20. Gravity
  21. Bad Grandpa
  22. Thor: The Dark World
  23. Captain Phillips
  24. Nebraska
  25. Ender’s Game*
  26. The Best Man Holiday**
  27. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
  28. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
  29. Devil’s Due
  30. The Legend of Hercules
  31. The Monuments Men
  32. Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
  33. Robocop (2014)
  34. The Wind Rises
  35. Non-Stop
  36. The Raid 2
  37. The Grand Budapest Hotel
  38. Million Dollar Arm
  39. X-Men Days of Future Past
  40. 22 Jump Street
  41. The Purge: Anarchy
  42. A Most Wanted Man
  43. Lucy
  44. Boyhood
  45. Jealousy
  46. The November Man
  47. Tusk
  48. Equalizer (listed three times for some reason)
  49. Bird People
  50. 20,000 Days on Earth
  51. VHS Viral
  52. Fury
  53. Hiroshima, Mon Amour
  54. Gone Girl
  55. National Gallery
  56. Beyond the Lights***
  57. The Gambler (2014)
  58. Big Eyes
  59. Top Five
  60. A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
  61. Selma
  62. Blackhat
  63. American Sniper
  64. Kingsman The Secret Service
  65. Jupiter Ascending
  66. CHAPPiE
  67. Jauja
  68. White God
  69. Furious Seven
  70. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  71. Clouds of Sils Maria
  72. Maggie
  73. Mad Max Fury Road
  74. Saint Laurent
  75. San Andreas
  76. Heaven Knows What
  77. Ted 2
  78. Spy
  79. Magic Mike XXL
  80. Terminator Genisys
  81. A Poem is a Naked Person
  82. Trainwreck
  83. Mission:Impossible-Rogue Nation
  84. The Gift
  85. Tangerine
  86. Ant-Man
  87. Hitman: Agent 47
  88. American Ultra
  89. We Are Your Friends
  90. The Transporter Refueled
  91. Straight Outta Compton
  92. The Visit
  93. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
  94. Black Mass
  95. Yakuza Apocalypse
  96. Sicario
  97. Love (2015)
  98. Creed
  99. Spotlight
  100. Chi-Raq
  101. Joy
  102. The Big Short
  103. 13 Hours
  104. Anomalisa
  105. Deadpool
  106. The VVitch
  107. Hail, Caesar!
  108. Triple 9
  109. The Mermaid
  110. 10 Cloverfield Lane
  111. Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
  112. Hardcore Henry
  113. Midnight Special
  114. Hologram for the King
  115. Captain America Civil War
  116. The Nice Guys
  117. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  118. Central Intelligence
  119. Clown
  120. The Jerk (1979)
  121. The Purge: Election Year
  122. Lucha Mexico
  123. Nerve
  124. Jason Bourne
  125. Suicide Squad
  126. Flornece Foster Jenkins
  127. Sausage Party
  128. Nine Lives
  129. Lo and Behold, Reveries of the Connected World
  130. Hell and High Water
  131. The Light Between Oceans
  132. Sully
  133. Blair Witch
  134. Don’t Breathe
  135. Snowden
  136. The Magificent Seven (2016)
  137. Deepwater Horizon
  138. Shin Godzilla
  139. Jack Reacher Never Go Back
  140. Hacksaw Ridge
  141. Train to Busan
  142. The Accountant
  143. Moonlight
  144. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  145. Rules Don’t Apply
  146. Loving
  147. Allied
  148. Collateral Beauty
  149. Assassin’s Creed
  150. Miss Sloane
  151. Why Him?
  152. Fences
  153. Lion
  154. Underworld: Blood Wars
  155. Patriots Day
  156. Split
  157. XXX Return of Xander Cage
  158. Resident Evil The Final Chapter
  159. Sleepless
  160. The Batman Lego Movie
  161. I Am Not Your Negro
  162. Get Out
  163. The Great Wall
  164. Elle
  165. Kong: Skull Island
  166. Neurda
  167. T2:Trainspotting
  168. Your Name
  169. Personal Shopper
  170. The Salesman
  171. Fate of the Furious
  172. Going Out in Style
  173. Free Fire
  174. The Circle****
  175. Jeremiah Tower: The Last Magnificent
  176. Buster’s Mal Heart
  177. The Wall
  178. Snatched
  179. Sleight
  180. The Lovers
  181. Baywatch
  182. Hermia & Helena
  183. Abacus Small Enough to Jail
  184. King Arthur
  185. It Comes at Night
  186. The Captain Underpants Movie*****
  187. 47 Meters Down
  188. The Book of Henry
  189. The Bad Batch
  190. Beatriz at Dinner
  191. Baby Driver
  192. The Big Sick
  193. The Beguiled
  194. The House
  195. Wish Upon
  196. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
  197. Atomic Blonde
  198. Landline
  199. Dunkirk
  200. The Dark Tower
  201. Logan Lucky
  202. Good Time
  203. Ingrid Goes West
  204. Marjorie Prime
  205. IT: Part One (2017)
  206. Ex Libris: The New York Public Library
  207. American Made
  208. Unknown Girl
  209. Til Death Do Us Part*****
  210. Flatliners (2017)
  211. Kingsmen The Golden Circle
  212. The Foreigner
  213. American Assassin
  214. Geostorm
  215. Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down The White House
  216. The Sacrifice
  217. Faces Places
  218. Justice League
  219. Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  220. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  221. Last Flag Flying
  222. The Disaster Artist
  223. 3/4
  224. Just Getting Started
  225. Beyond Skyline
  226. Lady Bird
  227. Downsizing
  228. All the Money in the World
  229. Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
  230. Phantom Thread
  231. Mom and Dad
  232. 12 Strong aka Horse Soldiers
  233. Call Me By Your Name
  234. Hostiles
  235. The 15:17 to Paris
  236. Annihilation
  237. Samson
  238. Have a Nice Day
  239. The Young Karl Marx
  240. Before We Vanish
  241. Thoroughbreds
  242. The Strangers Prey at Night
  243. Oh Lucy!
  244. Unsane
  245. Pacific Rim Uprising
  246. Ready Player One
  247. Black Panther
  248. A Quiet Place
  249. Beirut
  250. You Were Never Really Here
  251. Rampage
  252. Aardvark
  253. The Rider
  254. The Endless
  255. Avengers Infinty War
  256. Ghost Stories
  257. Bad Samaritan
  258. Claire’s Camera
  259. Lu Over the Wall
  260. Unknown Movie*****
  261. Upgrade
  262. Action Point
  263. First Reformed
  264. How to Talk to Girls at Parties
  265. Filmworker
  266. Hotel Artemis
  267. Scaface (1983)
  268. The Misandrists
  269. Gotti
  270. Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
  271. Sicario Day of the Soldado
  272. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
  273. Ocean’s 8
  274. Ant-Man and the Wasp
  275. Sorry to Bother You
  276. The First Purge
  277. Hereditary
  278. The Catcher Was A Spy
  279. Uncle Drew
  280. Leave No Trace
  281. Missing Movie*******
  282. Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot
  283. Dark Money
  284. Blindspotting
  285. Eighth Grade
  286. McQueen

*This was either Oldboy (2013), Faust (2011) or Mauvais Sang.

**This was The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug in 3D.

***The projector broke and I got a free ticket, so I canceled the order and went to a nearby brewer that serves a beer named after Jamie Foxx's character from Any Given Sunday. The beer was fine but not particularly noteworthy. The sandwich that I ordered for lunch had some generic name like "The Italian Paisano" and it was massive. So much so I barely could finish it.

****Moviepass went bonkers and wouldn't show any screen times except for this film. That day the app glitched and allowed multiple check-ins so I watched Dean and My Cousin Rachel (2017) back-to-back.

*****For the life of me I can't remember what this was. It might've been Woodshock.

******Solo: A Star Wars Story

*******The Equalizer 2

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