Because it’s Thursday and you need a simple flash game to amuse you after getting internet in your new apartment for the first time in nearly two weeks since Time Warner Cable somehow went on the quietiest strike I ever did see for the last two months, so when they do come to service your apartment they do so with a box that the technician can’t use and claims, “to be fair, this is a four-year old model and we’re discontinuing these" and when you ask, “so wait, if it’s four years old, does it have that fancy ‘high definition’ thing we agreed to pay for" and he’ll reply, “well, see, the light goes on. But no. It does not."

So, in that case, this is a perfect time waster while you wait for his boss to come out, give you a new cable box that doesn’t fail and then politely inform him of the multiple months of free service he’ll be providing after trying to give us a faulty product, plus one that was not capable of the service we locked into.