On Adapting and Nerds

After The Walking Dead finale last night, my sad nerd brain started churning with the question: why do I like this?

Not in the “this is a terrible version of my beloved comic book!" (It isn’t. Season 2 finale is worth watching and purchasing if you’re convinced the show fell off recently.) Looking back over the entirity of the season, there’s a lot that’s changed from the second volume that did and didn’t make it on screen. Tyreese, the football player with his daughter and her boyfriend, never appears; three characters die that chronologically should have been safe and Hershel has an interesting choice (spoilers, etc.)

But would that ever be allowed for a comic adaptation that wasn’t, argurablly, independent? Image Comics aren’t under the same scrutiny that Marvel/DC are, since their last attempts at being multi-platform were Todd McFarlane’s Spawn and cartoons of The Maxx and Savage Dragon. Could there be a version of “Spider-Man" where Uncle Ben doesn’t die and instead lives a happy life, consuling Peter, with Aunt May? Or say, “X-Men" where Charles Xavier walks?

Subtle changes, along with radical ones, are the subject of Elseworlds and one-shots ("Superman: Red Son" had the Man of Steel landing in Russia instead of Kanas; “Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" is a what-if about a retired Bruce Wayne coming back to the tights.) But none hold up on TV or film like The Walking Dead has. The closest thing I can think of is Smallville and it taking roughly a decade to make Clark Kent into Superman while dealing with imagined versions of other heroes and villains set against a Dawson’s Creek formula.

Kinda wish more authors and established (even not-so-much) series would toy with changing concepts for visual media. Then again, there’s the Darren Aronofsky script for a Batman film where Alfred is “Big Al," an inner-city mechanic who trains Bruce Wayne to be Batman and builds him a car out of scrap metal. But who knows! It could’ve been really cool…eh…maybe not.

What’s the difference between Hulkamania and Santorum? One used to wrestle in Japan with an atom bomb shaved on his chest and
— A joke I was about to tweet that died mid-sentence. Godspeed, failed timely political humor.

I am the apex predator!
— Dialogue from Chronicle. In fact, it’s pretty much begging to be the rallying cry for all nerds before they engage on telekinetic warfare.