“No, no, no. Ya gotta pay outside to come inside to go outside again.”

— The Bus Driver before driving off and leaving me utterly confused as to what happened.

54* Reasons Asians are Superior →

The last one is basically a check on whether you’re the type of nerd that reads scantilated manga.

Well played, BuzzFeed.

May Day Asks the Important Question

If you’re a part-time worker whose sole income is based on comission and slots opening, much like being a glorified day laborer, is it really a strike?

Or is this just the excuse I’ve been looking for to complete the 45 miscellaneous quests in Skyrim I’ve been building up?

Only history will know for sure.

“High filutin’? BITCH I ALWAYS HIGH FILUTIN’!”

— OH conversation between a fellow and lady when he said he had the rosé