“Hello All,
I have an opportunity at Nordstrom in The Westchester Mall located on 135 Westchester Ave. White Plains NY. ( please check out the commute before you respond to make sure it will work for you).
It will be Sept. 20th, 21st and the 22nd. from 7pm in the evening until 2am in the morning. It pays $12/hour. Nordstrom will be providing food and water.
The position is physical labor - you will be unpacking boxes and breaking down the boxes and whatever other tasks the visual team will need you to assist with . I need people who are willing to be cooperative, have a positive attitude and are reliable. I need you to commit to the hours and all three days! If you cannot commit, please don’t respond! Please only respond if you are interested. I don’t need to know if you are not interested.
This is a first come, first serve position. Please respond asap so that I may confirm you! If you are confirmed and then need to back out, please let me know so that I may replace you. Please do not be a no show!! Nordstrom is expecting a certain number of temporary workers.
When you do respond, please include any updated information ( resume, address, phone number, email). They are in need of 20-25 workers, so respond today! You are only confirmed if you receive an email back from me stating so. Once you are confirmed, you will receive an email closer to the date with any further details. Thank you.”

— Employment agencies are essentially bullshit.

At first, this seemed inconsequential. And then the “horror" stuff happened. And then came a wasp right into a woman’s eye—because it’s a 3D horror film. 

Forget The Words next week. This is the only film you need to see.

MY HIGH SCHOOL RADIO WORLDS ARE COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME.

“Hello I will like to order for individual chicken salad in your restaurant for 150 people on the 31st of this month and pick up time is 4pm and it’s for my Son Birthday Party and and if you don’t serve the above food email me your menu . The food will be picked up by my courier agent and I am ready to pay the full payment with my credit card so get to me with the following information below…… Restaurant Address: Total cost for the food: Personal cell #:”

— New best spam email.

Is Aereo perfect for cord-cutters that still want live TV? →

not to mention: subscription DVR for as low as $1/day. 

Bane plays Slender. 

One of a few things I took away from Sleepwalk With Me

Somewhere, out in the world, is a prop designer who took the time to make an ediable pizza neck pillow.

I’d like to find this person and make the magic happen twice.