The holiday season is here and Christmas is tomorrow, which is why I'm trying to figure out if Grudge Match is either an OK gift from Santa or an awesome gift from Krampus. As it is the season, I hoped a traditional song would help define it for me.

It doesn't.

On the day before Christmas, Santa-or-Krampus gave to me

A 1-star review about Grudge Match,

Another 1.5-star review that reminds us Rocky Balboa did it better,

A 2-starred review about farting,

Four paragraphs that remind us about the classic characters this duo are reliving for our sakes as well as their own creative efforts but it all comes down to fart jokes these days,

Ok, more like 60 percent actually lazy,

Nine words about yucky metaphors (and farting),

Twelve words from Simon Reynolds' "Retromania" on relating to this this film,

And thirty lines of numerical data thanks to Grudge Match.

I'd like to hope the eventual loss of any rhyme scheme was thanks to Krampus.