A Horribly Weird Thing

When I got my foot examined today the first thing that went through my head:

"Oh my god, she looks like April O’Neil!"

The porn star. Not the beloved fictional news anchor from TMNT.

And then I felt incredibly embarrassed because I tried to flirt with the foot doctor who was making sure I have no broken bones.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to twist my other ankle.