The Alternate Title: "Man, those wacky NYU Kids. Did you know I went to NYU? I did. Shit sucked—did so much blow and shit. Man, shit was off the hook. So they suck. And John Sexton is a prick. Because he, like, is the man, man. Thank god I became a blogger. Because that totally is counter-culture. And, man, did you know I went to NYU and became a blogger? And I reverse opinions when I can buck the system. Man.”

The Alternate, Alternate Title: Sad, Local Man reblogs Unemployed Man’s Link on Tumblr while not doing his part-time job and getting you to click this link so he can afford food, rent and paying off his impulsive iPhone purchase. Also, did you know that Gawker dude dropped out of NYU? Because he totally did and now he knows best.

(via alexbalk)