She’s your friend’s younger sister and you remember what she looked like when she was 12. And she’s in your bar, in costume, getting sloshed while waiting for a kid’s movie to start.
What does it all mean? For starters, it means you’re old.
Second, as somebody who is stitching together her Slytherin scarf right now, I can tell you that the 25-year-old hipster in the knee-socks does geniunely love Harry Potter! We grew up with him. You guys had Remo Williams or some shit but we have this totally charming, decent, wizard fella who is nice to look at and lives in a world of rich political and cultural complexity!
Dear NatashaVC,
I will type this in a way for you to understand, since apparently, I am even one year younger than you.
PLS 2 B STOPPIN NAO K THX BAI.
Also, you’re not Emily Gould.
Sincerely,
-John