Because I've been on a Mountain Goats and Aesop Rock kick for the last few nights.

Seriously: “Lovecraft in Brooklyn" would be an awesome short film.

If only to give kids the excuse to run around with paper machete squid masks and stencils. It could benefit you if you were an art teacher at a public school, since it’d be a fun and easy task. And you could lie to the kids too! Tell them it’s for Squid Day.

And when they ask, “When is Squid Day?"

Laugh manically, take out a knife and bellow, “Today is the day! The return of Lord C’thulu! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn!"