Best reason not to go? Dolph Lundgren Film Festival on Saturday.
Have fun at Coachella, morons.
reasons not to go:
*Too Hot.
*Can’t even hear the bands you like.
*Tons of assholes.
*TOO FUCKING HOT.
*Traffic.
*Hipsters in the Heat…not a pretty sight.
*And it’s just so unbearably hot.