Me:I'd like a big A Wreck.
Cashier:So you'd like a big A Wreck for here or to go?
Me:Oh, I'll take my A Wreck's to stay. Wait. Oh. A-Wrec-ked. Erect. Heh.
Cashier:...
Me:I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...it's funny. Right?
Cashier:...that'll be seven twenty-six to sit here and handle your big a wreck by yourself, sir.
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