# of bottles of water consumed: do i look like i fucking keep count?
# of sandwiches ordered for lunch: 25-30
# of scenes shot: 10
# of items ordered for breakfast: 9
# bags of ice purchased: 6
# of runs made today: 4
# of sandwiches I ate: 3
# of wrong turns given while driving thanks to my iPhone being slow: 2
# of failed espressos with soy milk: 1
# of fires and/or crew deaths*:1
# of sandwiches I took home: 0
*something was decaying in a trash can. how the animal got there is up to anyone’s best guest. we’ll call him steve.