# of kaffe: 1668
# of address: 230
# of extras in a party: 15
# of cops who came by to ask who we were: 5
# of location shots: 3
# of white vans parked near ground zero: 2
# of polish men who leapt from their van and exclaimed, “I MUST MAKE PEE PEE. SHOW ME PEE PEE." And then peed: 1
# of cast/crew deaths: 0