"Man. So I can replace Gothamist with LAist in my browser. But what do I do about Gawker since that’s just done by the dude who reminds us he’s gay and not smart, but gay and therefore on the tip of the cutural zeitgeist. And who is in New York. Wait, do I have to read Perez Hilton now? Is that relevant? What about Fucked in Park Slope? Or Eater? Shit. Hey. There’s my other glove."