Which comic book creator found a young lady who demanded he only service her in the hotel elevators covered in True Blood images, so she could look at the cast while she got down to business? So he took the lift to the highest floor, wedged open the doors and hoped no one would require the lift on that floor in the next three minutes (they didn’t.)

The reason I bolded parts of this is because I cannot make heads or tails from who is doing what to whom. I read this three times. I am still unsure who got head or serviced to sexed or whatever.

But this is just a reminder: I can also copy-edit your material, as well as write, report and make sure you don’t sound like a panda who eats shoots and leaves.