“Many rich Hollywood celebrities have armed guards with them at all times and many regular people who live in a poor neighborhood, who have a business in a poor neighborhood and a neighborhood that may have higher crime — those people have to suffer the vicissitudes of violent crime without protection sometimes because of gun control laws. So, yes, I think there is a certain amount of hypocrisy.”

— Rand Paul on Guns and Hollywood’s liberal bias. Silly Rand Paul, Hollywood celebrities have thetans to protect them.