My Review of Star Trek.

The film started off fine with a close-up of computer graphics. But was quickly ruined when the man who hadn’t showered for a few days sat down next to me. I was familiar with the smell due to a friend whom had previously spent a few nights with me in college, who had also chosen to live the life of a crust punk.

Crust punks, if you weren’t aware, smell like sweat and general avoidance. Their smell, some say, are a means to keep The Man off their back.

Suffice to say, every time he crossed his legs, a new self-defense smell came into play. By the end, when Spock began to discuss being human, I was mildly gagging.

Also, “Red Matter" was totally lifted from Galaxy Quest.