Number of People in The Front Row for Sweet Grass Q&A: 4
Number of Goat’s Milk Consumed in the U.S.: 0
Number of Goat’s Milk Consumed in SweetGrass: 6 or so teats
Number of Movies Featuring Grass: 2 Number of “Whatdafuckisup?!" : 1
Number of Wi-Fi Spots: 6
Number of Successful Attempts to use Wi-Fi: 0
Number of Beards: 6
Number of EPIC Beards: 1