Drive Angry comes out Friday. There is a really good chance it will redefine how we view images in the third dimension and be the best picture of the year suck in terms of plot. But there’s a 100 percent guarantee it will join the pantheon of videos related to Nic Cage’s mannerisms, such as:

• Happy Harry Partridge’s [above]
• The Nic Cage Song
• Nic Cage Losing His Shit (and listed thanks to Pajiba)
• The Three Best Lines of Kick-Ass
• The Classic

So remember, don’t go for the 3D. Go for the opportunity to make a hilarious video in five months.