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Please note that our internships last six months and are full-time gigs, so full-time students and those seeking part-time employment are ineligible. Our next opening will be in early January 2013 and end in late June.

As an EW.com intern, you’ll build and publish articles and photo galleries in our publishing tool; attend staff meetings where you’ll help plan our editorial coverage; write TV recaps and blog posts for our website; monitor our online community; and help promote EW.com on various social media platforms. The pay is $10/hour.

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— Alternatively, if you replace “intern" with “freelance writer" and state that the six-month contract will net you $9,600 most people desperately hunting for work would not bat a fucking eye.