“Please see the details below. Should you or someone you know be interested, please reach us today to confirm an interview time.
Over 30 permanent, full-time positions available throughout NYC, Brooklyn and Long Island
Customer service skills required; retail store experience preferred
Tech savvy a plus
Flexible schedules preferred - Weekday and weekend hours - either 9am to 5pm or 1pm to 9pm
$10 an hour, plus COMMISSION, average annual salary is $30k to $40k!
Process:
Contact a Staffing Consultant for details
We will coordinate an interview with the client
Should you be chosen to interview, you will receive a confirmation with the date, time and location - Interview will be 30 minutes - Interviews happening next week!
Interview with the manager
If you are made an offer, we will conduct a background check and drug screening
Once you clear, you start
Timeline:
Interviews and decisions next week
Background checks and drug screenings (usually take approximately 7 days)
Then you start!
Call us today!!”

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once again, never tell a head hunting agency that you have a background in social media, worked as an online producer on a weekly TV show, a PA on episodic content, freelance writer, podcaster or edited a subscription calendar for a trade magazine.

because this is apparently the best job you’ll get offered.