“The official plot synopsis for Michael Bay’s upcoming third Transformers film, Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon, has been leaked online via the Amazon product description of the official “Transformers 3 Push-Pops Board Book”. Hit the jump to read the plot synopsis now.”

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The fact someone had to spend ten seconds writing that with a serious tone makes me confident that there is no need to ever treat anything seriously again.

Push-pops. Really.