At a dock. Three older women are in the water. Their child Jack, tanned to an absurd leathery brown, merely stands at the dock.
Woman 1:Jack! Come in!
Jack:No!
Woman 2:Jack, c'mon! It's the first swim of your last week of vacation in August!
Jack:No, it isn't!
Woman 2:Jack, just step in.
Jack:No!
Woman 1:Jack, do it for your Aunt [REDACTED].
Jack:No! I don' wanna!
Woman 3:Why not?
Jack:Because them two jellyfish are right next to you and if I splash in they'll hit you and hit me and I'll have to pee on you.
Cue the single fastest lap any of these three women have ever swam.
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