Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I wonder how I can possibly find new things on the Internet. After all, I’ve seen it all. I’ve seen gore, I’ve seen fetish, I’ve seen viral videos.

But never. Have I ever. Seen two people—at least one male—dressed up as Spider-Man and Venom, then having Venom bound and gag Spider-Man and masturbate him with an electric toothbrush.

God have mercy on us all.