# of films screened today: 48, including shorts programs
# of paparazzi who kept asking Aziz Ansari if he’d be funny for them: 5
# of films I saw: 2 and a quarter
# of combined energy drinks consumed: 6
# of buses taken: 6
# of interviews performed per interviewer: 2:1
# of actual meals consumed: 1
# of words written excluding twitter and this: tk
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