Take A Sip Everytime:
- -Time passes from 8pm est/5pm pst to 11:45 pm est/8:45 pm pst.
- -Someone mentions the fact Sandra Bullock won a Razzie.
- -You fear for the human race and what Precious winning anything means.
- -You have a moment of existential dread because you wondered, “What if Avatar doesn’t win somehting?"
- -Someone mentions The Golden Globes
- -Someone mentions the Producers/Directors/Writers/Actors Guild Awards.
- -You bet against Avatar in Best Effects/Sound Design.
Finish your Drink:
- -Avatar wins anything.
- -Precious wins anything other than Best Supporting Actress.
- -THEY MENTION HAITI, CHILE OR TRY TO BE CUTE AND SAY ‘THE -ES.’
Do Shots of Something Hard:
- -Avatar doesn’t win.
- -Mo’Nique says “Fuck y’all" when she doesn’t win.
- -The monologue isn’t funny.
- -People go 80 seconds without mentioning Avatar or The Hurt Locker.
- -Quentin Tarantino storms the stage and says, “FUCK ALL Y’ALL, NEW BEV FOR LIFE" and then throws the Oscar down.
- -You lose your Oscar pool.