things i've learned from saturday:

-it is possible to blow out a microphone by performing a “death metal" version of “say it ain’t so."

-while intoxicated, i channel some bad DC traditions while using a microphone.

-never have kevin b. lee refill your water glass. he fills it with vodka. and you won’t notice for at least two drinks.

-I have attained Grassroots Regular status after having a group kicked out because one of their party was loud and shrieking. I asked if I should leave, the bouncer said no and then told to stay past closing. Meanwhile I can’t remember why the hell we fought in the first place.

-My Ziro the Hutt impersonation needs work. Not nearly gay or Capote enough.

-If you name your child “Flair," you are just asking for mockery.

-I do not take offense to mocking your friend.