This Is A Serious Offer.

After Last Season comes out tomorrow in 4 cities.

I live near one of them.

But it’s still too far to get to and is, in effect, in a fucking desert near a Six Flags.


If you drive me to 2600 West Avenue I, Lancaster California 93536, I will:

  • Pay for your gas.
  • Pay for your movie ticket.

In return, you have to be my witness that I have seen the movie and that it is in fact a real film. You may even help me do a little documentation to prove it was real.

Tell your friends.