This video accurately can sum up Terminator Salvation.
At first, it sounds interesting. Then you see it, and you’re sort of unsure about where it’s going to go.
And then metal things appear. And it’s kind of cool, maybe.
And then. Then you realize you’re watching a nonsense trainwreck that could be catchy, has awesome audio references and that it’s still boiled down to a large naked Austrian man doing things.
And after that, the moral of the story is:
Explosions are loud and San Francisco is the home of the evil machine empire.