August 1, 2008 john lichman Upon your arrival at the North Pole…it actually begins to snow inside the 4-D Special FX Theater and when the conductor sings ‘Hot Chocolate’ and the dancing waiters begin to pour, the audience can smell the delightful aroma of every cocoa cup! — "Sounds, uh, great. Does your seat shake, too?" asks Lou Lumenick. Real question: who cares? IT’S AT DOLLYWOOD!!!! OMFG.