“Upon your arrival at the North Pole…it actually begins to snow inside the 4-D Special FX Theater and when the conductor sings ‘Hot Chocolate’ and the dancing waiters begin to pour, the audience can smell the delightful aroma of every cocoa cup!”
"Sounds, uh, great. Does your seat shake, too?" asks Lou Lumenick.
Real question: who cares? IT’S AT DOLLYWOOD!!!! OMFG.