me:hm
also, figured out why BoingBoing got two new editors:
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/04/21/recently-on-boing-bo-4.html
joel is going into the woods to die.
matt:uyes

new media blues

me:help
twitter:Reply with what you're doing.
'invite' to invite a friend.
'follow' to receive updates.
'track' to track interests.
'whois' for info.
'off' to silence.
me:short story title: vadim rizov vs the vegan douche cock
damn you twitter, update.

LIMBLIFTER “ARIEL VS LOTUS" 

i miss limblifter

city-fucking incest, over-drawn monologues and whores.

 just another gift to us from frank miller. 

“Co-Chairs:Lance Armstrong, Mia Hamm, Jamie Lee Curtis, Benicio Del Toro, Jon Favreau, Shaun White”

— this sounds like the most awesome-ist fucking co-chair committee since 1994.

Laura:go fuck the broad who you want to keep snacks in or whatever.

wait. this is why.

wake up, time to die.

Brandon:I've just decided that if i ever impregnate a woman and we have a child, I'll just let my beard grow for nine months without trimming and when the baby pops out i'll just try to scare the shit out of it
if it dies of shock...so be it
there is no greater gift than a child's laughter

Kaveri:dude, this is new york
every girl here is flexible

“I think from now on, I’m going to call you ‘The Human Torch.’ Because that was an amazing flame-out.”

— the soon-to-be dead tech blogger.

fuck kissinger.

Andrew:kissinger's coming to the j-school tonight
me:fuck kissinger.
Andrew:lol
me:indeed.