ok, seriously. when J.Ho (and please God let him never discover I say that) decides to rip you a new one, he does it beautifully. and brutally.
"For me, this carousel, which clocks in at a leisurely 135 minutes, is more fun to describe than to ride."
“Converting a fondly remembered cartoon series—one of the first Japanese animes syndicated on American TV—into a prospective franchise, the Matrix masters, Larry and Andy Wachowski, have taken another step toward the total cyborganization of the cinema.”
my brain is fried. this is going to be bad.
and yes, i will keep doing this as i find images. it’s like crack.
Bahar invited you to “Parisa’s Single Debut of “What Is It" " on Friday, May 9 at 10:00pm.
Bahar says, “Hey guys -
We are putting together a single release party for Parisa this Friday.
Let me know if would like to attend and if you would like to bring any guests.
Please see invite for more details.
- Bahar ".
Event: Parisa’s Single Debut of “What Is It"
“this song is going to be stuck in your head all summer, might as well celebrate the start of the end together!"
What: Listening Party
Host: Parisa
When: Friday, May 9 at 10:00pm
Where: Club Duvet
“As CEO of Bizbash, the trade media for the event industry, I am going to be watching the results with my staff of reporters who will be judging who has the best victory party (we care about those things). How are they doing the confetti drop if they do that? What is the music like? The Staging? The Drama? The Signage? How do the losers keep up a good face with all the balloons…… Their celebration style has an impact of how things will happen for the next four years if they become the president….”
what’s funny is, he isn’t kidding.
phone:hi, this is kim's video.
me:hi. i'm trying to see if you carry a movie series. it's japanese.
phone:what's the name of it?
me:...the rapeman.
phone:i'm sorry?
me:it's called the rapeman. there should be seven films.
phone:...uh, let me check...
*click*
me:goddamn it.
Machine Girl opens May 23rd at Pioneer Theater. Wooo!
taking “im a shark" to a whole new, techno level.
“‘Potent…enlightening.” - Vadim Rizov, Village Voice”
vadim: they didn’t link the whole review
actual sentences
Intercutting footage of interviews with Mswati—either willfully clueless or just oblivious—and his luxurious palace life with the nation’s shantytowns, where citizens scour the dumps looking for discarded intestines for dinner, creates a blunt but potent dialectic. Equally enlightening is the footage of daughter Princess Sikahnyiso getting a California college education—and admiring L.A.’s most advanced boutiques as something Swaziland should strive for. (for Without The King.)