Congratulations Aaron!

The New York critics who went “apeshit" over this film need therapy. There is really and truly something wrong with anyone who comes out of Bronson with joy in his/her heart and smiling from ear to ear. Refn is certainly one fierce bird of a director, okay. Hardy gives the part everything he has, yes and yes. But the experience of watching the damn thing!

[Wells]

Related NY Critics going “Apeshit:"

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In Which Alex Balk Starts to Investigate /b/, then becomes a /b/tard.

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On the 9th, Boxxy delivered. She addressed ‘recent events’, said she was in fact free of drugs and personality disorders, and proved it actually was her posting her photos on /b/. Whilst /b/tards were scrambling to find her identity and spamming her accounts, she was there, watching.

The manic interest in this new video created chaos on /b/, with the majority of new threads devoted to Boxxy and her new video. This interest generated over 70,000 views within 12 hours, pushing the video onto the first page for most viewed of the day on Youtube. A day later, and the video had reached #1 with over 300,000 views, accompanied by hundreds of new subscribers every hour. It is obvious that most of these viewers would have no idea what Boxxy was talking about in her video.

/b/ was now at war. The slew of Boxxy threads were under attack, quickly filled with ‘DIE IN A FIRE’ repeated to the line maximum and posted 10 times in a row. Increasing numbers threw in the towel and declared they weren’t visiting /b/ for a week, a month, or ever again. Identical chaos was occurring at 7chan, with the /b/ first page 100% filled with Boxxy at some points. On the 10th, with Boxxy now approaching 400,000 views and 10,000 subscribers, Operation Clampdown was declared. If Moot did not ban the users spamming boxxy threads on the 4chan /b/, the site would be brought down via a DDOS.
This whole thing is kind of like … The Matrix! Hahaha, kidding. But it is like one of those dispatches from the survivors of some horrible, civilization-destroying catastrophes you see in sci-fi movies, except the civilization was a PLANET OF RETARDS.