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Fourth time's the charm.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

Even the Newsarama people were sick of the fucking Con by Sunday. And they had a studio.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

Abortion Flavored Drinks. 1 for $3, or 3 for $8.
And they glow. — Abortion Flavored Drinks. 1 for $3, or 3 for $8.

And they glow.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

It’sJustSomeRandomGuy lords over his legions like a Nerdy Messiah.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

I drank the red one. It actually caused me to vomit up whatever the hell it was.
Apparently, it was supposed to taste like “Apple Cinnemon" and not “Horrid Abortion Flavor." — I drank the red one. It actually caused me to vomit up whatever the hell it was.

Apparently, it was supposed to taste like “Apple Cinnemon" and not “Horrid Abortion Flavor."

February 9, 2009 john lichman

For once in his life, he was the coolest person in the press room.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

February 9, 2009 john lichman

These two guys hoarded the press room computers.
Basically, you were fucked unless you brought a wireless dongle. Otherwise you’d wait and listen to them—who were also in matching suit jackets—discuss their YouTube pages. — These two guys hoarded the press room computers.

Basically, you were fucked unless you brought a wireless dongle. Otherwise you’d wait and listen to them—who were also in matching suit jackets—discuss their YouTube pages.

February 9, 2009 john lichman

February 9, 2009 john lichman

Gather round, nerds, for the tale that I tell.

February 8, 2009 john lichman

I am also now utterly fucking frightened of Buttons.

February 8, 2009 john lichman

Stefan Lutak: 1920 to 2009. Services on Monday Morning. →

February 7, 2009 john lichman

February 5, 2009 john lichman

…

I hate life.

[BuzzFeed]

Who Knew That My Horrible Clone-Child Was Famous?

February 5, 2009 john lichman

me:do you happen to be interviewing miike today, dear sir?
Aaron Hillis:Nope. He doesn't speak English, and so I try to shy away from that. I'm seeing Yatterman tomorrow night, though.
Aaron Hillis:I hear Yatterman features three Rizliches, though.

GREAT NEWS! COMIC CON IS COMING. TOMORROW.

February 5, 2009 john lichman

Each day at New York Comic Con, just 20 advance copies of

Secret Identity: The Fetish Art of Superman’s Co-creator Joe Shuster by Craig Yoe will be sold

containing bookplates signed by the author and comics legend Stan Lee at the

Abrams ComicArts booth (#1825). Be the first to see this shocking and sensational book

and be one of just 60 people on earth to have a copy with Craig Yoe’s and Stan Lee’s signatures.

See below for when books will be available each day.

February 5, 2009 john lichman

February 4, 2009 john lichman

February 4, 2009 john lichman

i have inspired a whole generation of critical thinkers of highbrow persuasions.you shall be neither the first nor the last. i shall remake new media in my image.
-Vadim Rizov, Cultural Critic and Savant. — i have inspired a whole generation of critical thinkers of highbrow persuasions.
you shall be neither the first nor the last. i shall remake new media in my image.

**-Vadim Rizov, Cultural Critic and Savant.**

Comic Con Survival Sheet

February 4, 2009 john lichman

-Laptop

-Roommate’s $475 camera.

-Roommate’s Flip camera.

-Roommate’s recorder

-Notebook

-Flask (empty)

-Gin shot bottles (4)

-Fraying and torn Jack Spade bag.

-$16 cell phone with poor reception.

-Blackjack II taken from Roommate with better reception.

-Pens stolen from banks.

-Money for $8 pretzel after not eating for a few hours.

-Hand sanitizer

-Matthew Good hoodie that is multi-purpose clothing

-Prayers.

February 4, 2009 john lichman

Courage Wolf will give you courage.