No, I take it back. Seeing Santa Claus be ritually sacrificed through upside-down crucifiction wins tonight.
Way to go, Japan.
The Japanese once again prove they were truly pioneers when it came to Nazi Lizards and Flamboyant Men in White Suits.
And crucifiction.
Conincidently, the Porn Seinfeld runs under the same premise as the original Seinfeld.
It fucks you in the eyes until you just give up and keep it on your TV screen.
I…what the fuck…
My desk is so fucking rad now.
…Obama?
"That’s my lucky crack pipe. You don’t have a lucky crack pipe?"
THE TRAILER FOR THE BAD LIEUTANT REMAKE.
well, my day is made.
Mark Ganek told me "Send this to Andrew Sullivan." I didn't believe him. Now I believe in the power of Mark Ganek. →
Armond White Didn't Like Up. Related: Did You Know Fire Was Hot? →
And the “old" trailer. Complete with Wilheim Scream.
The horribly disappointing teaser trailer for Colin.
a/k/a/: That Zombie Film That Cost $70 To Make at Cannes Film Festival This Year.
My Best Lazy Creation Ever: The ______Top 5 Films with _______. This week: Psychotronic Films and Glenn Kenny →
Seriously. Look at her ass. You have to. There is no other choice.
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The Unified Theory of Schwarzenegger →
This is great.
clearly this is a genius t-shirt idea. because internet memes translate so well into real life.
The classic heavyweight t-shirt. Tagless design for ultimate comfort. Pre-shrunk, 6.1 ounce 100% cotton. Double-needle stitched bottom and sleeve hems. Loose, classic fit, wears well on anyone, especially rapists.
Not Our Future: Terminator Salvation reviewed. →
somehow, i want to work this into something i do today.
I beat Jonah Ray to tumblr. Again.