When I was in college, I went and interviewed the Aqua Teen guys. They wanted to talk to me since I told the press people I wanted to make a national campaign where ths video would be played before all movies.
"So, how’s it going with the campaign?"
"…the what now?"
the moral of the story:
don’t play basketball at the hollywood rec center or else you’re going to wake up with bruises on your doughy ribs.
and don’t be kind of tall. you’ll always have to guard the really good guy who actually manages to dunk on you.
and don’t play basketball in jeans. it’s a horrible, horrible idea.
![this is the best ad ever.
[the awl]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/518d5c46e4b07c17c92b6c94/1372444431301-NMNC9591JYOIP5EGJEZP/image-asset.png)
this is the best ad ever.
[the awl]
My new co-worker, the current_movies_bot.
Clearly not stolen from anywhere and put through four minutes of photoshop.
I know it’s fine and all for McG and his writers to mess about with easter eggs.
But implying that a certain character was alive in the time-line due to a geographical thing that ONLY would be noticed if you were careful, ignored the product placement and read the Sci-Fi blogs that regurgitate PR like that…really pisses me off.
It was annoying. I am annoyed that I am getting worked up in nerd rage. Because it is useless fan service like that that inspires going to see a film again, when in fact, once is more than enough.
This video accurately can sum up Terminator Salvation.
At first, it sounds interesting. Then you see it, and you’re sort of unsure about where it’s going to go.
And then metal things appear. And it’s kind of cool, maybe.
And then. Then you realize you’re watching a nonsense trainwreck that could be catchy, has awesome audio references and that it’s still boiled down to a large naked Austrian man doing things.
And after that, the moral of the story is:
Explosions are loud and San Francisco is the home of the evil machine empire.
there. I made the poster better.
James Joyce would like to read you a letter.
Office construcion hell continues.
how i amuse myself during the day.
“Pikachu came up behind Ash and guided the tip of his cock to Ashs entrance. He then looked at Ash and waited. Ash nodded giving showing that he was ready and Pikachu started sliding his dick into Ash. Ash moaned loudly as Pikachu slid more of his 2 and a half penis into his tail hole. After what seemed like forever Pikachu finally got the whole of his cock in. After waiting a few minutes Pikachu slowly pulled back out and then pushed back in just before pulling all the way out. A steady speed and rhythm were developed as Pikachu continued to mate his trainer turned pokemon. Pikachu could feel his
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climax approaching and with one hard final thrust filled Ashs anus with his chu cum.
because my morning is being horribly ruined by construction. so i choose to ruin yours through your eyeballs.
