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June 23, 2009 john lichman

american gothic.
with zombies.
omgitsftw:
yep — american gothic.

with zombies.

omgitsftw:

yep

June 22, 2009 john lichman

they forgot to include: “TWITTER STREAM" and “AWKWARDLY SHOT VIDEO CAMERA STREAM"
omgitsftw:

marco:
(via rosiesiman, laurakaypea, creator unknown) — they forgot to include: “TWITTER STREAM" and “AWKWARDLY SHOT VIDEO CAMERA STREAM"

omgitsftw:

marco:

(via rosiesiman, laurakaypea, creator unknown)

Source: http://laurakaypea.tumblr.com/post/1281558...

June 22, 2009 john lichman

this is how i feel right now.
[warren ellis] — this is how i feel right now.

[warren ellis]

June 21, 2009 john lichman

this was my favorite movie when i was 11. and would remain so today if i hadn’t lost my VHS copy.

moviesinframes:
Six-String Samurai, 1998 (dir. Lance Mungia) — this was my favorite movie when i was 11. and would remain so today if i hadn’t lost my VHS copy.

moviesinframes:

Six-String Samurai, 1998 (dir. Lance Mungia)

June 21, 2009 john lichman

interweber:

deleteyourself: Happy fathers day, from The Maury Show.

Source: http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/127708...

ZOMBIELAND TRAILER!!! →

June 18, 2009 john lichman

sweet sassy molassy.

jonahray:

Im in! this looks like a lot of fun.

+1

June 18, 2009 john lichman

Happy July 4th

June 18, 2009 john lichman

mustache ride.

great moments in not news: that hot girl is in a movie. →

June 18, 2009 john lichman

June 17, 2009 john lichman

MUSTACHE BATTLE: LICHMAN V. TRAVOLTA.

Whoever wins. We lose.

Well. Actually, I’d lose.

June 16, 2009 john lichman

I am rather surprised that Last Year at Marienbad has 15 more minutes of fart jokes on Criterion.
[the awl] — I am rather surprised that Last Year at Marienbad has 15 more minutes of fart jokes on Criterion.

[the awl]

June 15, 2009 john lichman

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately. Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look… — My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

[current_music]

June 15, 2009 john lichman

to be fair, you haven’t lived until you and your ladyfriend have played “washer-dresser" at a “Laundromat."
heller:

deleteyourself:
Got a dork girl playing the accordion at the laundromat fetish? The internet has something for yo… — to be fair, you haven’t lived until you and your ladyfriend have played “washer-dresser" at a “Laundromat."

heller:

deleteyourself:

Got a dork girl playing the accordion at the laundromat fetish? The internet has something for you.

Source: http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/124046...

June 15, 2009 john lichman

"I’M MADDER THAN FISH GREASE."

long story short: woman on a scooter does something hilarious, then claims her rights are taken away because…..

[the smoking section]

June 15, 2009 john lichman

I hate people.

June 11, 2009 john lichman

click for the uncensored version of TODAY’S WEIRDEST FUCKING THING ON THE INTERNET.

June 11, 2009 john lichman

June 11, 2009 john lichman

every day at the office, we like to break out the jelly butt plug. talk about politics. ya know. the norm.

June 11, 2009 john lichman

this just came to me.
there has NEVER been a Zombie Bear movie.
I bet people would pay hand over fist for “ZOM-BEAR."
Someone get me on the phone with Rob Zombie. I’ve hit fucking gold. — this just came to me.

there has NEVER been a Zombie Bear movie.

I bet people would pay hand over fist for “ZOM-BEAR."

Someone get me on the phone with Rob Zombie. I’ve hit fucking gold.

June 11, 2009 john lichman