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Last night’s Mad Men, besides being my favorite episode of Season 3 yet, featured an appearance by actor Miles Fisher, the producer and star of the amazing Talking Heads/American Psycho music video I posted a few weeks ago.
I don’t really watch Mad Men. But goddamn he looks like Christian Bale.
Also, the song is kind of oddly catchy.
You’ve heard of Iron Mouse, right?
the joke: "Bio: online producer for the rotten tomatoes show, idiot savant on/offline and the andy kaufman of journalism."
to be fair, i’m still the online producer for the rotten tomatoes show and the andy kaufman of journalism.
now let this fucking sad attempt at attention end for the poor girl.
has anyone really looked at the first issue cover of xmen? why is iceman throwing snowballs at magneto’s back. like, are snow balls really a powerful mutant ability? i think i’d be just more annoyed than anything.
More importantly, why is Angel carrying a bazooka and how does Iceman see?
edit: also, how is Magneto using magnetic fields to dispel energy? What is that metal trapeze connected to? Why is Marvel Girl about to faint, yet is one of the strongest mutants in—ah, forget it.
This video is proof that by writing one thing for Gawker, you will forever continue trying to live in infamy.
Way to go.
Today's Minor Thought
Why do some people have cats and sharks on their Tumblr icons now?
Is my tumblarity that low? Is it a reminder that I am not in a 1950s greaser motorcycle gang?
Do I have to kill a LOLCAT or something? Must I be in New York?
For the love of god, someone tell me!
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Donald doin’ work.
Because Cary Grant loved hosing down kids with his green slime.
Five Lies and One Truth About the Nom Nom Truck
- The Nom Nom Truck is filled with dragons.
- You can only make Banh Mi with snakes.
- Banh Mi means “sandwich made with snakes."
- They used to be dragons but discovered how to many sandwiches with snakes.
- They may come to my office using streampower.
- I will go to wherever they are tomorrow night and eat there.
We're Watching: Needle Anus →
It’s about health care.
Tuesday’s Important News: There is None.
So help Spout Blog make a book.
GLORIOUS NIPPON PREVAILS.
(No really. Over on the Japanese Internets, instead of LOLCATS they make internet memes out of porn stars. Seriously—they invited Billy Herrington to give speeches.)
Great Moments in Quiet Releases: The Marc Pease Experience. And an Awesome Photoshop. →
This arrived in my inbox two weeks ago. Completely undeserved, I assure you.
So if I lie, I get a Sharkskin Suit?
I have 38 girlfriends and am the most popular person ever.
If you ever felt like someone was silently judging you while you slept.
You were right.
Oh Japan.
Never change.