He recently shot Special Unit, a pilot he created for Comedy Central. Titus described the show as The Shield, with midgets and handicapped actors. →

On a related note, Fat City, starring Stacy Keatch, is at the New Beverly on 12/16-17.

Things I Now Know About Orwellian Societies

• You will eat wraps.
• The Way/Out door is now in your therapist’s office.
• Rover is always hiding behind hills.
• Magneto has a metric fuck-ton of pills to give his wife.

jonahray:

The Cold Open I made with Chris Hardwick & Felicia Day for Attack of the Show. Finished it 15 minutes before it went live on the air…whew.

this reminds me of the time i was at a trader joe’s in hollywood and i had a six-pack of sapporo in one hand and a bag of potatoes in the other. and i turned around and saw kate micucci and said, “oh my god, kate mi-chu-chi." and then i noticed she was horrified by what probably sounded like “ogndgmkschushi!!"

i almost ran out of a trader joe’s with a six-pack and a bag of potatoes.

the moral of the story is you should just carry a guitar around to kill awkwardness.

No wonder Zombies are always popping up.

Everyone’s already in Hell!

"I’m a man on a mission."

Did someone say GALLOWS HUMOR WEDNESDAY?

I think someone did!

"Any obits?"

"Yeah, that Comic Con founder died last week."

"Oh. Run the AP one, but change a graph so it looks new."

-how i believe the editorial meeting went for this.

“Well, the underwater stuff is pretty real because, you know, there’s no air.”

— John Cuscak on 2012 [nymag]

I wish I knew someone who liked wine.

So I could show this to them and say, “Here is what the Japanese do with your precious fucking wine."

And then I’d kick them after touching the cork screw I’d have duct taped to my belt buckle.