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November 24, 2011 john lichman
Come Friday, heads will roll…AT THE LOW COST OF THESE SAVINGS!!!!

Come Friday, heads will roll…AT THE LOW COST OF THESE SAVINGS!!!!

Tags Game of Christmas, Advertising
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November 23, 2011 john lichman
“‘E could ‘drawed me off a pint,” grumbled the old man as he settled down behind a glass. “A ‘alf litre ain’t enough. It don’t satisfy. And a ‘ole litre’s too much. It starts my bladder running. Let alone the price.”
— In Which A BBC Article’s Kicker Is Lifted from 1984 Without Attribution On An Article About Ideal Pubs, Which Also References George Orwell’s Essay On Ideal Pubs.
Tags Media, 1984, Etc
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November 22, 2011 john lichman

Just saw A Dangerous Method. I…clearly need to go have a cigar.

Tags A Dangerous Method, David Cronenberg, Penis, Michael Fassbender
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November 22, 2011 john lichman

Saw this tonight at Film Forum with live piano accompaniment as part of The Silent Roar series.

Something kind of awesome about a live piano as you’re watching multiple reels unfurl. 

Tags Ben Hur, Video, Chariots of OH GOD THAT HORSE
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November 21, 2011 john lichman

"This weekend, while the girls are at Twilight, you can still get some action."

By watching a collection of men occasionally putting on clothes, but really standing around half-naked and staring at each other. And Mickey Rourke sits there eating chicken and getting it into his beard. 

Tags no homo
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November 19, 2011 john lichman
The best seat at the bar: where I can steal your pin (Taken with instagram)

The best seat at the bar: where I can steal your pin (Taken with instagram)

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November 17, 2011 john lichman

The “original" trailer for Bellflower in honor of it’s VOD/DVD release. 

Tags film, trailers, bellflower
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November 17, 2011 john lichman

Who cares if it’s going to snow tonight? CAST IRON COOKS.

Tags film, sesame street, jason schwartzman
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Alt-Weekly Sues Weekly Over Generic Phrase →

November 16, 2011 john lichman
Tags best of nyc best of nyc lawsuits
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November 14, 2011 john lichman
Break for your consideration.  (Taken with instagram)

Break for your consideration. (Taken with instagram)

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November 14, 2011 john lichman

criterioncorner:

The Horrific Budweiser Ad That Majorly Pissed Off Martin Scorsese

remember a few weeks back when the internet found that letter Martin Scorsese wrote to The New York Times in 1993 you know, the one in which Scorsese bemoaned the lack of cultural diversity so far as american movie-goers were concerned? problematically callow coverage of Fellini’s death was the chief impetus for Scorsese’s letter, but he makes certain to mention a willfully ignorant beer ad that was running at the time, one that precipitated the whole “cultural vegetables” non-dilemma by suggesting that movies without explosions are an effete chore.

well, the wonderful Cynephile has found the actual ad to which Scorsese was referring, and… hell, it’s so much worse than you think. not just the message of the ad, but also its sense of aesthetics. yeeeeesh.

To be fair, the Foreign sections at Blockbuster were pretty abysmal. 

Tags film
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This is why writing purely for SEO hurts your eyes, my eyes and everyone's eyes. →

November 10, 2011 john lichman
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The Thing That Makes Me Excited for IMMORTALS

November 10, 2011 john lichman

Up until Saturday, I had no idea Stephen Dorff was a part of the cast.

Tags Immortals, From the producers of whores whores whores, and WHORES WHORES CITY
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November 9, 2011 john lichman
The most intense bearded man alone in a theater today (Taken with instagram)

The most intense bearded man alone in a theater today (Taken with instagram)

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November 9, 2011 john lichman
In brief: Brett Ratner said a well-established act in show business was gay. This flew through the Internet at the speed of, say, Oprah running. It even prompted an apology from Ratner but still that wasn’t enough.
This is a Batman panel from …

In brief: Brett Ratner said a well-established act in show business was gay. This flew through the Internet at the speed of, say, Oprah running. It even prompted an apology from Ratner but still that wasn’t enough.

This is a Batman panel from the 50s. It has not aged well.

Brett Ratner then delivered his resignation as producer for the Academy Awards to the AMPAS, whose full name is utterly silly and not worth writing out. 

So, what I’m driving at is this: stop being stupid. And I say this as a man who does a number of stupid things daily, but normally with the mind of “if I eat the fried chicken park parm sandwich for dinner, I really must counterbalance tomorrow with a set of healthy vegetables. Perhaps a salad or a pickled carrot dish!"

And not walk into a group of people to recreate a Kentucky Fried Movie reference. Sorry, I meant this one. 

Tags Brett Ratner, Gay, Dinosaurs are gay, Batman says so.
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November 6, 2011 john lichman
The two best issues of Green Lantern Corps ever.  (Taken with instagram)

The two best issues of Green Lantern Corps ever. (Taken with instagram)

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November 6, 2011 john lichman
I time traveled ! (Taken with instagram)

I time traveled ! (Taken with instagram)

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November 1, 2011 john lichman
Kinsley wept.

Kinsley wept.

Tags Slate, Media, Anal Sex
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November 1, 2011 john lichman

jonahray:

This show has got to be one of my favorite things. Love that Demorge Brown. This is a great parody of BRONSON.

steveagee:

my friends (Demorge Brown, Kyle Rieter, Matt Freund, Lindsay Ames, more) made something awesome!  ladies and gents, here’s GUMBLE.  

Source: http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/121329187...
Tags Film, Bronson, GUMBEL
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October 31, 2011 john lichman
Why do you?

Why do you?

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