The RiffPlayer

If you’ve burned out all the MST3K options on Netflix (and YouTube), then there’s only one alternative: RiffTrax. Their new player basically combines their riff (normally $4, but just pretend you’re purchasing an episode of MST) and your DVD—not in a magical sense, but if you happened to pick up The Happening for a dollar like I did, you finally have incentive to watch it. 

All for a $5 well-spent. 

And it’s a free download that gets you one free Riff. 

Godfuckingdamnitshit.
— Me, upon waking up when I forgot to do something and that something was remember months ago to get tickets to the Hot Snakes show in Brooklyn. Then not doing that. 

When asked to discuss an admittedly inane Timberlake-related point, his eyes clouded over. “That is a junket question,” he said.
— Cillian Murphy, being awesome.