I didn’t like Attack the Block (I have no soul), but I think I could learn to if it were more like this parody song Joe Wright made.
The other Sundance. (Taken with instagram)
Goddamn it, Wells. (Taken with instagram)
Friend 1: Ugh. What a creepy billboard.
Friend 2: Agreed. That makes me never want to buy a mattress from Leeds.
Friend 1: Look at him. He’s a grown man wearing little boy pajamas.
Friend 2: And not just little boy pajamas, but little boy pajamas from the 1930’s. I mean, who wears a hat to bed?
Friend 1: Yeah, how has that ever been comfortable?
Friend 2: And that creepy death stare.
Friend 1: If he’s asleep, why aren’t his eyes closed?!
Friend 2: He’s staring at us like a guy in a bar who wears too much leather.
Friend 1: Hey, any leather is too much leather.
Friend 2: Burn.
They high five.
Beat.
Friend 1: And he’s sleeping on the word “Leeds”. If their mattresses were really comfortable, wouldn’t he be sleeping on that?
Friend 2: Everything about him screams, “I’m an evil rape elf and I can’t wait for you to fall asleep…”
Friend 1: “On one of my mattresses because I live inside of them.”
Friend 2: Ugh. What a creepy billboard.
…awkward. (Taken with instagram)
Proof That Time Lords Are Fucking Liars →
Morning after #CRANKFEST. Clearly my day will be great. (Taken with instagram)
#CRANKFEST red bulls and vodka. Bro. (Taken with instagram)
It’s obviously a joke, but weaponizing pizza may be the best thing you’ll see today.
Next to the asian man grilling a whole squid.
Oh (s)no, DC is about to shut down (Taken with instagram)
The HD Opening Credits Sequence from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo →
Little known fact: Canadian embassy has the cheapest yet best liquor store inside. (Taken with instagram)
It was inevitable. Marvel is turning Tim Tebow into a comic book superhero.
SuperPRO returns!
Now the Predator will never find me. (Taken with instagram)
I normally try not to say this phrase because
- A) It originated on 4Chan
- B) It originated on 4Chan
- C) I actually dislike using the third word as an “offensive" adjective because fuck that.
However, this trailer has forced me to say this:
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
An authentic Brooklyn lobster roll in DC! Only $20!!!! (Taken with instagram)
Only one K away from being truly racist. (Taken with instagram)
Annual reminder that Go-Go Yubari from Kill Bill has a lucrative side-career as a cover singer for anime theme songs.
MARS 2112 Probably Closing →
It was basically Planet Hollywood but with tackier decorations. And space ships.