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The bedroom is a typical, East Village (small) bedroom with a closet (storage above the closet) and a window with A/C unit.
The apartment is sunny, quiet and Clean — you must be too.



The apartment is in the heart of the East Village (9th. Street) between First and Second Avenues.
5-10 minute walk from ALL trains (except 1, 2/3).



I use a second bedroom (in the back of apt.) as a work space. I am in the apartment (weekdays only - no evenings or weekends) while you are at work or school. You are welcome to speak with the past tenant to be sure the situation is not a problem.



Please include a brief description of your full-time schedule when inquiring.
This is a one year sublet - minimum.

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— There must be easier ways to say “I’m looking for a roommate who isn’t here during the day while I’m at my other place."

“Although her charming aerie has a working fireplace and a courtyard view, here is what Ms. Stolarski’s apartment does not have: a couch; tchotchkes; specks of dirt; paperwork (“I’m 25,” she shrugs. “I’m a digital girl.”); food.”
— The New York illusion: “if it’s small, I’ll just adjust!" 

“Steve Jobs died, (b)ut let’s say he disappeared and left a little note that said: ‘Who is John Galt?’ Hey, where the hell’s Steve Jobs? I don’t know. It’s only Earth. Did he get in a spaceship? Where’d he go? In 2012, we’ve got men and women going on strike.”
— John Aglialoro, co-producer of the Atlas Shrugged film trilogy. And apparently fucking high.

The Best Thing Ever at This Year's New York Film Festival P&I

At the end of Brian De Palma’s Passion, Film Comment’s Amy Taubin came up at the end of the credits to inform us that De Palma hadn’t arrived yet and would be here in ten minutes. I left to go eat lunch, because I frankly don’t see how you top any Q&A where a long-winded question can be answered with "I’m Brian De Palma."

But he did. By not showing up. At all.

So, while the New York Film Festival doesn’t give out awards or accolades, I want to honor BDP with the “Most Swag Ever" award. Hang those laurels over your unreleased film proudly, Brian.