I returned the socks like an organic farmer who has learned that a friend has named her child Monsanto.

I could care less whether this “travel" essay—complete with a stay at a extremely-far-end boutique hotel next to empty warehouses—is mocking the neighborhood or a serious attempt to understand a group of people pretending to be broke while being broke and still paying nearly $47-60 for a straight razor shave that’s $12 at the barber across from Kellogg diner.

this line as had me giggling all morning.

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you know woodward calls you shit and the book of revelations in the bible too. just hoping nyt will cover that up

from the public wall of a page i manage for my contract job. his name is lucas. he posts every other day to let me know we’re going to hell because of liberal arts.

and yet, he probably never saw the josh radnor movie.

Might be legal, but definately stupid. If your not very careful when you build it the ground can erode or become soft and your foundation may sink, shift, or crack. Something that costs massive amounts of money to fix. Also, think about the effort to clean it. You would have to take the aligators out and scrub the whole thing down. The black knight could just sneak in when it was drained and the gators were locked up. They are not dog or child friendly and most neighborhood association won’t allow them. You’ll also have a huge water bill.
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