hell of a logline there.
in the background l to r:
uncle fester, publicist, a chaquita banana, a kettle called black, police officer, gentleman, steve
because i’m juvenile.
“I returned the socks like an organic farmer who has learned that a friend has named her child Monsanto.”
I could care less whether this “travel" essay—complete with a stay at a extremely-far-end boutique hotel next to empty warehouses—is mocking the neighborhood or a serious attempt to understand a group of people pretending to be broke while being broke and still paying nearly $47-60 for a straight razor shave that’s $12 at the barber across from Kellogg diner.
this line as had me giggling all morning.
have we learned nothing from handling editorial departures like tumblr?
i feel like there’s a trend.
ed balls? ed balls.
ED →
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“you know woodward calls you shit and the book of revelations in the bible too. just hoping nyt will cover that up”
from the public wall of a page i manage for my contract job. his name is lucas. he posts every other day to let me know we’re going to hell because of liberal arts.
and yet, he probably never saw the josh radnor movie.
Because fuck “ipso facto"
The view from a/v
Free cheeseburger line at Hard Rock Cafe
"Remember, enjoyment and understanding are two very different concepts!"
this effectively ends my moat content for the day.
tom brady's house where he keeps a gazelle as a wife has a moat to hide her from any invading knights. also he has children. children don't do well around moats as most children are unable to breathe underwater or cannot survive being ingested by a fish. fish live in moats. fish with teeth are known as humans. →
“Might be legal, but definately stupid. If your not very careful when you build it the ground can erode or become soft and your foundation may sink, shift, or crack. Something that costs massive amounts of money to fix. Also, think about the effort to clean it. You would have to take the aligators out and scrub the whole thing down. The black knight could just sneak in when it was drained and the gators were locked up. They are not dog or child friendly and most neighborhood association won’t allow them. You’ll also have a huge water bill.”