He’s gay.
He enjoys the company of men.
He is a proponent of homosexuality.
He’s gayer than a gay man. Because, see, he’s gay.
Because he’s gay, he likes weird sex. This involves handcuffs. Only gay men like handcuffs. And toilet fetishes.
Ok, to be fair, he’s also Austrian. That explains the toilet fetish.
What’s gayer than bein’ gay? ICE GAY. I can’t hear you! What’s gayer than being gay? ICE GAY. YEAH. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. NOW LADIES. NOW I WANNA SEE Y’ALL ON YOUR BADDEST BEHAVIOR. LEND BRÜNO YOUR SUGAR. HE IS THE GAYEST NEIGHBOR.
Southern people are hicks because if you try to proposition them with gay innuendo, they’ll appear confused and mildly perturbed you keep trying to solicit them for gay sex. BECAUSE THEY’RE SOUTHERN AND IDIOTS. SMART PEOPLE ARE GAY.
NBC Universal is the biggest fucking shill ever.