Brief Thoughts on Transformers: Rolling On The Floor

  • No one warned me that the beginning involved an “African" tribe being stepped on and crushed by a Transformer.
  • No one warned me that Michael Bay successfully managed to insult every ethnicity in The Middle East.
  • No one warned me that the “Jigga-bots" are really that offensive.
  • And finally, no one warned me that Optimus Prime not only rips something’s face apart but he also hunts down and kills a Decepticon in cold blood after chasing it out a hiding spot.
Honestly, this was so utterly fucked I am now firmly in the camp that this was an art-film.