“I’ve heard that one company has Juice Press juices in their communal fridge that you can take. That’s quite a nice perk that I would love to have.”

“I heard that one place pays for someone to clean your apartment. The more we see companies escalating with perks, the more we’ll hear about things that seem outrageous.”

“I’ve often felt that it is somehow wrong to have an engineer spend any time at all scrubbing his own toilet. It sounds elitist, but these people are highly important to the economy and to the company. Offering maid service to them as a perk makes total sense.”

you guys, life is so hard in the gilded cages of start-ups. the cookies? baked an hour ago.

A WHOLE HOUR. GOD. life is tough.