“John Lichman, so far the only Web job position you have found is the one Life has landed you … arms and legs akimbo adhered to the ugly web of unemployment staring into the hungry segmented eyes of desperation as it approaches you like a giant Black Widow. Before it devours you, lets just hope you at least get sex out of it before the ingesting … aren’t those critters are known for that?”

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From our sole podcast commenter, THE FUTURIST!

Apparently, I’m going to have sex with a Black Widow. Sure, there are better ways to go out, but this one involves sex. With a giant mutant spider. Why not?