Me:...and that's why I won't ever go to Los Angeles. I like the dark and cold.
Person:But--you just said 'dark and cold' again! Why do you like it so much?
Me:I grew up in D.C. That's one of the most depressing places in the world.
Person:But you still live there.
Me:No, I live in Brooklyn now.
Person:Where in Brooklyn?
Me:Greenpoint.
Person:So, that's near Manhattan?
Me:Yes, it is Polish Manhattan.
Person:Oh. But if you like film, you should move to Los Angeles.
Me:It's depressing, but not cold out there. I'd hate it.